Joanne Mallory

Of course I have a Newsletter, and naturally I’d love you to sign-up 😉

But I’d want to get my disclaimer in first, if I may.

 

I don’t send eleventy-million emails constantly trying to sell you stuff;

I’ll just let you know when something new is coming.

 

If I find an especially gorgeous bottle of wine,

or end up with a particularly muddy labrador,

I’ll tell you about that on Instagram.

 

And so, without any further waffling;